First off you need to make the food, but that will be for another time, my friends. You must use a spoon to cut through the food, then use the fork to scoop up the food and then use the knife to inset the food into your ear. Now when you eat you must make sure that all of you face holes are open, you can eat the food through your nose, ears and least likely mouth. Always be sure not to eat with you fork in your mouth, that's just weird! If need be just eat a tire with your hands!

Sorta cringey as i didn't find it that funny. But suppose it was useful information i can use in life.

I'm jadey's horse so I am forced to eat golden carrots which help boost my immune system to fall damage.

4 years later