[Forum Game] Would You Rather?

1. (on, like, the hand, and I'd bite you afterwards)

Would you rather:
1. Clean a public pool using a plastic spoon
2. Cut 100 watermelons using a butter knife

 

2
Would you rather:
1)Have to eat muffins all your life (only muffins)
2) eat whatever you want for all your life but you would live on an island all by yourself with nothing to do

 

Maybe 1. Depends on if there are logs.

Neither I've never had a muffin. Also if I had nothing to do I couldn't eat.

Would you rather...

Warning: May offend pet lovers.

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1) Eat dog nuggets.
2) Eat cat nuggets.

 

Eat turtle nuggets

Would you rather

Look at me
Kill urself

 

look at u <3

wud u raffer



eat @ADAM OP
eat @Fuzzlr

 

2. He's yummy.

Would you rather...

Go to hell, or be stuck in a debate with me for eternity.

 

1. Go to hell

Would you rather...
1. Jump down for a 100 foot high crane or
2. Hold yourself under water in 1 hour

 

1

Would you rather...

1. Lay on a porcupine with a man sitting on you.

or

2. Eat broken glass and chew it for 1 minute.

 

1. Thats some bs, depending on which way the porcupine is facing you wouldnt get hurt very badly, and if the guy sitting on you is 1) anorexic and 2) shifting the lowest amount of weight possible onto you it wouldnt be nearly as bad as eating glass and glass could kill you

Would you rather:

Watch Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay fight to the death

or

Watch Donald Trump and Richard Nixon fight to the death (idgaf if nixon is already dead, shut up. its hypothetical)

 

This is a hard one, seeing Gordon fighting would be interesting, but he might die if he does, and then he can't yell at bad chefs and young couples so if they actually die I would want Tump and Nixon, but if they are revived or something like that I would go for Guy vs. Gordon.

Would you rather (This one is a bit dark):
Lose your dominant hand

or

Become blind

 

Lose my dominant hand.
You can get prosthtetics for it, and while they do not have the full functionality of a hand, it's better than nothing.

Would you rather:
Be burned at the stake
or
Have to talk to me for 15 minutes

 

Have to talk to you for 15 minutes lol.
I don't see how bad it could be...



Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth?

 

NAILS... DEFINITELY NAILS...


Would you Rather Eat a Rat covered in butter or have your body drenched in Horse Dung?

 

Rat probably
If its like
a pinkie
and deep fried
still gross tho

Would you rather:
Live a happy yet short (maybe 30-35 year) life

or

a very long yet very boring (90-100 year) life

 

Boring Life

Would you rather, Spend your whole life eating a giant pancake or have the best life ever without food (you wouldn't go hungry)

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 1, 2015, Original Post Date: Aug 9, 2015 ---

This thread is forgotten so I'm going to answer my own question, Have the best life ever without food,

Would you rather - Eat all of a porcupine + quivers, or eat a whole 7' cactus?

 

Cacti if I can choose what type

Would you rather be in the middle of a war zone

or

On death row

 

War - you have a small chance for survival.

Would u rather win a 1m lottery /w/ no friends or social life, or win a $5 lottery and be the most popular person with friends?

 

$5 with friends

ez choice

 

Would you rather question plz

 

Would you rather

1. Let a bird poop inside ur mouth
2. Drink the water provided for pigs in a zoo (considering them have already used that water)