Delicious Pepperoni Chips Recipe

ok so i was hungry and i thought "why not microwave some pepperoni?" and it happened.

what you need:

1.

some kind of pepperoni like that ^^^

2.
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a microwave ^^^

3.

a microwave safe plate^^^^




STEP 1: place desired amount of pepperoni onto microwave safe plate
STEP 2: place microwave safe plate with pepperoni into microwave
STEP 3: microwave for 1:30 (one minute and thirty seconds)

EXTRA: add some salt for maximum heart attack possibility
EXTRA 2: microwave for 2:00 instead to get a black-ish color and make your friends think it's a potato chip




SO YEAH

 

Are you trying to kill yourself?

 

idk

 

l o l

 

+1

 

Do you not have anything else to do?

 

i was hungry

--- Double Post Merged, Mar 26, 2016, Original Post Date: Jan 8, 2016 ---

yum i just made some more.

 

This guide reminds me of the time I tried to cook microwaveable pepperoni pizza from Costco and I accidentally put in 11:30 instead of 1:30 in the microwave. Nearly ended up burning down the house...

And to this day, I always double check before starting any appliance....

 

I discovered this when I was 7...I ate a lot of cooked pepperoni....until the ONE brand that was good stopped selling pepperoni in bulk at Sam's club and the only way to find it is for $4 per 3 ounces at the grocery store....I am 18 now and my heart is immune to cholesterol.

 

This reminds me of the sweet sundae ramen recipe on 4chan

 

U triggered an image that only me and @Alexa Gonzalez would understand

 

What kind of potato chips are you eating buddy?

 

burnt ones