When you're a pirate...

Who?
Captain Deljikho, Scout/Survivalist Piro, Lady Hestia the Witch Doctor, and more
What?
Being land pirates
Where?
Not Canada
Why?
To get to Canada
How?
By surviving with shelters

(this will be written partly in 4chan greentext style of storytelling. it's easier)
Day 1
Deljikho invited us to explore on boats

discovered Kangaroo Island (Australia is the first stop to Canada obviously)

started a war in the name of Arcadia (war pics credit to Spyda6 https://imgur.com/a/gc06O)

some kid became a traitor and killed us all!
Captain deljiko went somewhere else and later I came back!
decided to take it by foot in /warp wild
kept a few pets but they kept dying
had to stay alive by making shelters each night.
first one was very unimpressive

as it went on they got better
We even made a stylin' treehouse #piroanddel4arch
got to watch the sunset

before we stopped for the day I created an underground farm garden


Day 2 (it gets interesting now)
started out with just me, del, piro, and zoe
we built an igloo!
snowball fight!
del asked us to get on ts
we all got on ts
this attracted many people to our pirate party
zoe has to leave
the number of people in our group grew exponentially
doing 5 hearts of damage with a snowball (how?)
enter cooleys
see a mountain covered in water
whole team of like 15 people trying to climb it
we get up to the top
original crew starts building shelter for night
Cooleys uses staff hax to make it day and then night again
too many people, too chaotic
someone explodes tnt
someone dies and gets salty (for good reason)
Del random warps out of there and takes me and piro
doing our thing
bring back the guy who died (he had been with us for a while)
he brings in miacorn
who tps everyone back to us
we are chilling in a cave
boom
wtf
del starts laughing
???
i see cooleys name in tab
lmao
Del: I see it saying cooleys blew up x 2000
chilling again

uh oh
run out of there before boom
i see cooleys running out too
del, piro, and I leave again
hear on ts that cooleys blew everything up
fun fun
didn't make it to canada but had to stop for the day

What will happen during our next adventure?
Also be on the look out for signs in the wild we might have left
more pics https://imgur.com/a/ptsl7

 

boom
boom

 

can I join

 

Sure why not

 

You killed ma island!!!!!!!
This means warr!!!!!!!!!!

 

This is very inspiring. You have inspired me further to achieve one of my life goals and I thank you for that.

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The school I'm hoping to get into has a pirate academy where you go take 'pirate' classes. When completed with the course, you get your 'pirate' diploma and certificate. Four physical educational classes are required: pistol, archery, sailing, and fencing. When you get your pirate degree, you get into the "Swashbuckling" Institute, one of my life goals. Fellow pirates are rumored to get free donuts at the Krispy Kreme birthday.

Sadly, people are against this. They are part of the "ninja dojo." They too have their own certificate and physical education class requirements like Tae Kwon Do and such. My cousin is currently part of the Swashbuckling Institute and my close friend from high school is currently training in the dojo to become a ninja. It is said that the grandmasters who founded the dojo were once considered the elite of the pirate academy. They were close friends with other elitist pirate members, but when disagreement on how to recruit "fresh meat" appeared, a schism started to happen. As a result, the elitist, filled with their own swagger, created their own place, which eventually created the dojo. Only six people are upgraded to the status of 'pirate.'

The Swashbuckling Institute and the Dojo have wars to this day. Wars testing recruits' wits and mind power. These wars make the captain, or grandmaster, pick out weak minded individuals. The result is only the best minds join the Swashbuckling Institute or the Dojo. It is in my bucket list to be apart of the Swashbuckling Institute.


Anyway thanks for inspiring me again.