Child Application

This is a process that will, in hopes, make two lucky winners the meep-child of @junelawnchaired and @summrs.

If you would like to participate, there are a few things you require. You must:

• Be passionate about the environment.
• No memes prior to 2006.
• You must like Star Wars.
• Be under the age of 9000

To apply please comment below in this format:

Introduction:

What is your favorite color?

How many dogs is too many?

Favorite Minecraft sound?

A list of your favorite songs:

Your favorite household chore?

Why should you be June and Summrs' child?


Junelawnchaired and Summrs will pick the top two winners whenever they feel like they want another kid.
Let the games begin!

 

what environment?

I dont use memes

cool

Am 8999

the color of waffle

1

when i kill sheep

the alphabet

none

I don't

 

lmao

 

this is way too funny

 

Introduction: hi

What is your favorite color? yello

How many dogs is too many? 1

Favorite Minecraft sound? ghast

A list of your favorite songs: the ones that dont have lyrics or music, i.e nothing

Your favorite household chore? sleeping

Why should you be June and Summrs' child? becuz i nver felt comfitable in my oder famlies so mybe i might leik dis juan

 

Hello, Cooey! I'm going to have to vote -1 because I don't think you're immature enough for this position. You really need to harness your inner child when writing these applications. Also, I don't see how Summers and June could adopt a chicken baby. You just don't fit in. Sorry!

Good luck,
Zoe

 

I have no idea wtf this is.

 

-1 @cooey , you're already my child. You cannot have more than one mother.
Perhaps you could apply for the position of nephew.

This goes for any of my meep-kids, if you apply, I am going to put you in the corner of shame.

 

I am a Cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton.

 

Ooooh, do we get pocket money??

 

Introduction: Hi its me 2004grieveous

What is your favorite color? black

How many dogs is too many? there are never too many doges

Favorite Minecraft sound? enderman dieing

A list of your favorite songs: not specific ones, I like System of a Down and a lot of nightcore songs

Your favorite household chore? sleeping :'D

Why should you be June and Summrs' child? I need 2 extra parents please

 

Introduction: Umm Ummm my dad he works for um Microsoft and ummm yeah I'm pro hacker with over 50 thousand million hax and I will take you down if I'm not your chiled

What is your favorite color? The souls of the inocent

How many dogs is too many? Screw dogs get a cat

Favorite Minecraft sound? The sound of you getting DDOSed

A list of your favorite songs:











Your favorite household chore? Watching my younger siblings, or should I say "playing" with them. tee hee

Why should you be June and Summrs' child? No first off its not June its July. But here is why. July has 4 letters 4/1=4 4+summers= the summer of the 1940, what else was in the summer of 1940? WORLD WAR II. I'm Jewish I take offence to that. and Hitler was the leader of when Nazi Germany attacked Poland. Did you catch that? Poland. Obama was born in Poland. !!!!!! you see that? Obama= 5 letters Poland= 6 letters. 5+6=21


Guess what I all that's stuff above ^. All crap. That's right I just wasted your time u nurds.

I should really be there child because it might make me popular lol *cris inside

The following is legit me.

Be passionate about the environment. Yes I love the environment. Right now with the nucler power plants that are melting down and green house gasses more than ever we need to take care of our planet, so our kids can have a future there kids can have a future and so on.

• No memes prior to 2006. I just started memeing about 1 year ago, so all my memes are the newest and most high tech

• You must like Star Wars. Star wars is my favorite. My parents exposed me to it when I was about 7 and I was hooked, I have a star wars poster a custom droid and A bunch of pin.

• Be under the age of 9000. Well this is what I live by. A wise man in jail convectived of pedophile once said "if your sisters 8 I'm 8"

 

Introduction: Hello im applying hey guys

What is your favorite color? Teal/green combo i cant really describe it but its a good

How many dogs is too many? It depends on your house size, allergies, and the city's eviction standards

Favorite Minecraft sound? from what i remember its either the noise endermen make when they teleport or bats

A list of your favorite songs: Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no real order ( these are just songs ive been listening to a lot lately)






Your favorite household chore? Dusting cause its easy

Why should you be June and Summrs' child? Idk, im procrastinating from doing a project and am looking for a distraction so i decided to fill this out


Also I suggest changing the meme requirement to 2011 because those were really really bad too[

 

Introduction: Hi, I'm MasterOfToast. I am a person that is in love with many fandoms. I am also a professional singer and beginning trombonist.

What is your favorite color?
Purple.

How many dogs is too many?
There is never enough dogs.

Favorite Minecraft sound?
The sound of a baby pig oinking
A list of your favorite songs:
Evelyn, Evelyn
Confrontation
Uptown Funk

Basically anything I listen to.
Your favorite household chore?
Doing the dishes.

Why should you be June andSummrs' child?
Because I'm a special snowflake.

 

you guys are too funny

 

we're all special snowflakes

 

I messed up then

--- Double Post Merged, Apr 3, 2016, Original Post Date: Apr 3, 2016 ---

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