[FG] Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but the restaurant ran out of shredded cheddar and put melted kraft singles still in the plastic on top of them instead

I wish I knew how to skateboard

 

Granted, but you broke both your arms, both your legs, and are severely concussed. And you got a splinter in your thumb.

I wish school wasn't boring.

 

Granted, but it is made not boring by adding random death traps in the hallways, so you and your friends all die.

I wish that my exercise-seat ball was the right height for my desk.

 

Granted, but then the height for every desk is raised.

I wish Mojang did not have any rules regarding server monetization.

 

Granted, but there are no rules of any kind, causing society to descend into anarchy and tons of criminals who were arested for downloading music from YouTube to be released back into the world. Thus bankrupting artists and forcing them to turn to lives of crime. Your family is then murdered by Brendon Urie in a robbery gone bad.

I wish that world hunger didn't exist.

 

Granted, but then they remove the solution like Meep.

I wish I could sleep in longer

 

Granted, but you sleep forever. You're dead.

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish.

 

Granted, but then you get run over by a minivan before you can make the wish.

Just curious, why would criminals arrested for Youtube piracy be released because Mojang didn't have the EULA?

Anyways, I wish for more Death Stars that can't blow up.

 

Because there are no rules or laws of aNY kind. Total Anarchy.

 

Granted, but none of their weapons do anything because they might blow up.

I wish that a bag of money would fall from the sky.

 

Granted, but it falls into my lap instead.

I wish for Jar Jar Binks to live on Alderaan during A New Hope.

 

Granted, but he was on vacation in Tatoine.

I wish I owned a city

 

Granted, but this is where Jar Jar comes for his vacation, so he breaks it.

I wish for Jabba the Hutt to throw Jar Jar in The Great Pit of Carkoon.

 

Granted but just before he dies his mind swaps with you and he laughs as you are slowly eaten alive

I wish I was hit by a car

 

Granted, but you survive.
I wish I could complete all the homeworks I'll ever get at once.

 

Granted, but you don't learn anything and fail the test.

I wish I could draw dragons better.

 

Granted, but you can only draw better dragons once.

I wish I had ten boxes of pizzas to eat.

 

Granted, but they were all loaded with ghost chillies and you are left in the hospital with an ice pack in your mouth.

I wish I could even.

 

Granted, but the wish-granter doesn't understand what that means, so he blows you up instead. Btw, ice doesn't really help with chili burn, buttered bread is a lot better.

I wish I had perfect shotcalling in video games.

 

Granted, but you also get chronic lag :]

I wish for education for the stupid