Comments on Profile Post by ImNotBlonde

As a cat owner: Forcefully hug it to your chest while petting it and saying ''Aww (name here), you're so cute, I love you'' until it stops struggling

hug it till it bites you

Give the cat twice as much cat food as you did before.

You can't they're all evil

You haven't met my baby, builder, he loves mee

My cat acts like she loves people. She lets you hold her while she purrs and then she starts licking your fingers. Then she bites people and then laughs internally as she has betrayed their trust and tasted fresh blood again.

Pure evil

My cat hasn't bit me once (except when he's playing rough, don't count that)
Hasn't clawed me either
He sleeps with me nearly every night

He's pretty good even when I have to give him a bath. He's super cuddly right after bath time.

My cat is a very shy cat. We adopted her Christmas Eve 2012 as a gift from my parents, and from what we saw, she was thrown out of her home and forced to live by herself for a while. She had a birthmark on her lip and loss of hair above her left eye.
Once she gets used to a person, she will love them unless they're purely 'evil'. She only loves my parents and I, and TERRIFIED of my brothers. They always chase her. :L

that almost sounds like my cat, she's shy, has a birthmark, and loves those who don't tourcher her.