ShadowLiran

happy birthdayyyyy!

damn I remember you

Shadoww, remember me? Hahaha its been a long time :D

Happy B-Day

Happy Birthday! How have you been?

If you really want to talk, my skype is liran.rubinov

did you quit? i was looking for you today cuz i wanted to buy supreme from you ;-;

Happy New Year! <3

My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?

I like birthdays! But I think too many can kill you.

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me. Just leave me alone!

Retired/Demoted?

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen.

There are two types of people in this world: those who crave closure.

I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism.

A day without sunshine is like .... night.

I'm back with more quotes! :D