What to do if you get sick

Well first off try not to get sick in the first place by strengthening you spleen by eating bricks! But if you do get sick like i did, follow these steps! First off spend like 999 hours on your computer. Go get a BRAND NEW LAPTOP! Now smash it on your head till it breaks, then ask for a refund! Try to get as little sleep as possible because then tiny little ant-sized midgets that have tiny pitchforks will crawl onto your bed and into your ear, making their way into you stomach and poking things with their pitchforks and then that makes you ! Don't worry after you throw up they die! Now back to what to do, make sure you eat a lot of paper seeing how that is made of trees and that makes it a vegetable! Make sure not to do any work! As working will make you explode! Now, what you want to do is take a toilet paper roll and cover it with tomato sauce and then throw random objects at it and any that stick good aim, any that don't, just stick them on there! (if they don't fit just put them on top) Now proceed to eat your....uhhh "creation"... ._. Well after all that you should be fine! Make sure to eat your bricks!

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 13, 2016, Original Post Date: Sep 13, 2016 ---

Sees that the first I isn't capitalized* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 13, 2016 ---

I*

 

ignored

 

That's no nice

 

Man, thanks! I wish I was as smart as you, flameguy! Thanks again for telling us how to do things the right way!

 

Random =\= funny

 

I will use this all the time

 

Nobody thinks you're funny anymore.

 

Hey listen, buddy. Your previous how-to-do threads were funny. Now you're just beating a dead horse. I suggest you stop making these before you grow a bad reputation.

 

You're sugarcoating it too much, he was never funny.

 

Some of them were slightly funny to me. I'm just informing him, that's all.

 

wth

 

Why did that need to exist?

 

My question is why are you all so rude? Who cares if he finds joy in making these threads, move on and lay off.

 

Because we have the ability to not like something on the internet. And also to display our dislike about something.

 

You have a staff application up, correct?

 

I still believe in my ideals whether or not I have a staff application up. I do not allow myself to believe in things that I do not believe in.

 

If you cant say something nice dont say anything at all ^.^

 

no prob

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 26, 2016, Original Post Date: Sep 26, 2016 ---

rude lol but you have ur own opinion

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 26, 2016 ---

thanks! and yeah, but they can have their opinions, I dont really care what they think, i just kinda ignore them, I focus on ppl like you, who have something nice to say so thanks

 

Cheers man, I just ate too much pizza and don't feel well. Hopefully I get well soon

 

oh yeah also coobl you might want to check the other people's opinions first, some people do seem to like these, that's why I keep making them, and I'm not gonna stop just cuz someone tells me to, that's not how I roll

--- Double Post Merged, Sep 26, 2016, Original Post Date: Sep 26, 2016 ---

OH NO PROTECT YOUR SPLEEN!