A Day in the Life of Qaws

Today I tried powdered peanut butter for the first time. For those of you who are having trouble with this concept, just imagine peanut butter, but powdered. I'll admit I was skeptical of the whole 'dry peanut butter' but ultimately I would say I had a good experience. I got a cup, right? I put two table spoons of the powder into the cup, one tablespoon of water, and I stirred. I will note that I was expecting some major clumpage, much like I know we all see when we use hot cocoa mix, however to my GREAT surprise the whole ordeal went almost as smoothly as it mixed. Minimal clumpage. No dry spots, no sections too runny, just a nice, creamy, thick mass of peanut butter. Now as I learned from just the mixing of the powder, you have to play around with the measurements a bit to get the right consistency. Though that might have been an issue avoidable if I had used proper measuring cups and spoons instead of my monobuttockular cutlery. 10/10.

Now I don't mean to gloat, but I consider myself a 'peanut butter enthusiast' if you ask me, and you didn't, but that's why I told you. I've tried approximately four different types of peanut butter in my lifetime. Probably. idk. All I'm saying is I can tell a good damn peanut butter from a damn good peanut butter, eyes closed, opened, and everything between. This powdered peanut butter was damn near damn great. Damn. I mean throwing out what we know about the heavenly consistency, the xtra thicc mass of liquidish heaven that we created in our cup, the temperature of the peanut butter was beyond any description I could give. So let me tell you; it was warm, yet had a cold quip at the beginning, surprising your mouth with what I can only call a fedora-tipping euphoria. It tasted pretty good too.
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I know you all are wondering why I'm sharing this unholy, unrighteous, sack of spastic excrement, I'm doing it for you, child. Yes, you, the one who hasn't tried powdered peanut butter for fear of judgement, yes you, little one who has yet to be introduced to peanut butter, and wants that first lick to be pure and utter mild satisfaction. Yes, you, reader, who hasn't the heart to write about peanut butter, but will dare judge me for doing so.

Regards,
~Qaws

 

are you okay

 

I have a

WARNING: 13+ (open) WARNING: 13+ (close)

(this is normal flour)

I have a

Uh. Powdered Peanut butter!

 

Your posts are a blessing.

 

Im like this with calamari

 

Peanut butter powder's main purpose is to get the peanut butter flavor but minimal calories in protein shakes IMO or simply meal replacement drinks.

 

Have you tried it with Nutella yet?

 

soylent its... its made of people...

 

You should watch some of the Xanadu Super Smash Bros tournaments, they advertise that stuff like no one's business between sets.

 

Ign 3/10 too much water

 

Did you seriously not understand the reference...

 

this is why I want to be your friend

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Not at all.
Enjoy your soylent!

 

Oh god.
Pop culture is dead.

 

thank you for blessing my night with this story

 

Unluckily at the moment I'm in no way able to obtain nutella.

Real friends wire each other money

you're welcome leah, if you liked this one, stay tuned for my next work: "Qaws eats a banana and vomits??"