America's got talent rant

hello
ok so this is going to be very poorly structured and probably make no sense because i just woke up

so i havent been watching americas got talent recently... because it annoys me now. These are some reasons why:

Ok so WHY DOES SIMON COWELL THINK THAT THIS IS THE SAME THING AS AMERICAN IDOL? Simon's always putting his hand up when he doesnt like something. That's what the buzzer is for simon. And then he thinks he can just tell people to sing different songs. I don't care if thats what makes them pass, or even win the whole show. It's americas got talent, so it has a different system.

The next reason is kind of short: All of the judge's golden buzzers (excluding the guest judges) are SINGERS. I just dont understand. What is so great about them? Yes, of course they have talent. Lots of it. But so do a lot of people on the show who arent singers.

Also, every act that takes a judge on stage and humiliates them gets to pass. Doesnt matter how bad they are at their singing or dancing or whatnot. If they humiliate a judge, the other judges are like YA U WIN THE WHOLE SHOW BC I WANT TO KEEP ON SEEING MR JUDGE GET HUMILIATED !1TROLOL!

Last but not least, and the most irritating, is that the judges are more likely to say yes to you if you have a ~tragic backstory~. You had some sort of serious illness? YOU AUTOMATICALLY MOVE ON YAYAYAYAY !1 and its all emotional and stuff. i dont care if i sound heartless for saying that. If somebody with the same exact talent and just as high of quality didnt have any tragic backstory about shark attacks or hangliding incidents, then the judges would just be like "ok cool yeah u move on."

Alright so by now everyone probably thinks i dont know what apostrophes are and i only have the ability write run-on sentences. Oh well. idk how to end rants correctly.

 

I'm pretty sure he influenced the other judges to push the golden buzzer for singers. (yes, i've been watching a lot myself)
Last year when the judges started to use the golden buzzers they used them on 2 singers, a comedian, and a visual, dance thingy.
This year was a bit disappointing. I was expecting to see at least one singer get the golden buzzer, but then all 4 judges used them on singers. I feel that the first three singers that got the golden buzzer wouldn't have any trouble getting through the second round. Calysta was average. Had she not told everyone that she had cancer, I don't think she would've made it past the second round. All you really need is a sob story and a good-ish voice to make the judges fall in love with you. The guest judges picked their golden buzzers better, because they were all unique (excluding the one from yesterday).

the thing that made everything worse was nick wasting his on a 90 y/o strip tease.
"omg just let her get her 15 minutes of fame"

haha no. she had no talent whatsoever, and that is the whole point of the show.

 

Having a tragic backstory doesn't count as talent?

 

gueSS NOT

 

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