Best Posts in Thread: Bob the Cow

Once upon a time, there was a lonely cow called Bob. Spongey was on her boat travelling around the river until she came across Bob. Bob looked miserable. Tears welled up in his eyes, a croak in his voice (no, he was not a frog) and slowly pacing back and forth on the green terrain.

Spongey felt tears welling up in her eyes too, so decided to take Bob on her adventures. She pushed Bob into her boat, and off they went! Until a few minutes later, Spongey's friend Grevous had showed up on the boat. Within seconds, Bob disappeared.

"Where's Bob?" Spongey asked Grevous. Grevous gave her a smug smile. Spongey found a piece of raw beef and a piece of leather in her inventory.

Bob was gone.

 

This is t-tottally a lie!1!1

 

Darn eggs and ham!

 

i can't believe you @2004Grevous !! bob was innocent!

 

Dang Grevous, so violent

 

Wow I am really glad I spent 1-2 minutes looking through this thread, this has made me a better person and I will now make the world a better place.

 

the worst part was that you UNEXPECTEDLY showed up!

 

go sleep

 

RIP bob 2016 - 2016