[FG] Ask a Question, Get an Answer!

Yes I know the title is extremely stupid. Anyways...

The game is, you ask a question, then someone answers, but with a plot twist.

Examples:
Person 1: Can ohDraqq be unbanned?
Person 2: Yes, but he is banned again!

Person 2: When can I get ultimate?
Person 3: Soon, but it will be chargebacked!

You get the picture, so I'll start.

Can I please have 100,000 meebles? <3

 

nope

can I get a clean slate?

 

Can I have a pie

 

only if you bake it yourself

can I have a clean slate?

 

No, you earned a clean plate.

Can someone help me solve pi

 

No I would help you but I just ate it all! Soz

Can someone help me get my brother Cake Back?

 

Sorry I would probably just eat the cake instead.

Can someone help me start a coup to take over Meepcraft?

 

No I would just launch a nuke at all the chickens

Can somone help me make a 10bill by 10bill box of tnt to Uncrash meep?

 

Goo, why cant i see your profile, and do you play meep??

 

ofc he does

 

i have not seen him on meep for a very long time.

 

Yep, I keep 10bil by 10bil boxes of tnt handy in my plot.

Do YOU like waffles?

 

(pssst @Bob4444444 this already exists)

(http://meepcraft.com/threads/fg-corrupt-a-wish.41041/)

 

can I get a pet doge

 

No, but you can have a pet dog.

Can I please fly in real life? :3

 

No

Can everyone stop saying the cake is a lie? It hurts my feels

 

ooh yes that is just a meme from portal

 

um I have no question to answer
Do you love monstercat,Person below?

 

Yes but...YES


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

 

1000 (i don't actually know, I think I read that in a fanfiction once XD)

Can I please stop having massive writer's block?