How to Pvp

This Lego game has shown us the great side of violence for children around the world by beating blocky player with what may look like only a stick painted blue but with a diamond sword. Good evening or where ever you are from. I am someone who has mastered the octick pvp style and time to show my great pvp styles in words and make you believe I studied this by separating myself from humans and become a master.

Melee
Melee is the sole lie of pvp. People say it is good to strafe but it isn't. What you should do is try to use different weapons. In real life, you can club people with a rock and kill them, so why not use stone or cobble stone while pvping.

Archery
Never bow spam. Even though the tactic has been mastered by only four known people and is a legit tactic, it isn't. Bow spamming is what the twelve year old kids call the noob tactics and because minecraft is joked to be only for twelve year olds they are our gods.

Chat behavior.
Using caps is normal for the pvp culture. Saying Gg, Gf. Are actually bad things. Telling someone Gg means Get Good. If they hear that you think they can get good they will. More competition meas more chances for people to not look up to you as a dominate pvper. Saying Gf means Girlfriend. This is the internet so there are no girls on here just creepy old people and bored trolls. If you ever want to become the best. you don't get a girlfriend.

I would say more but pvp here is very simplified that there is only two more things to add. Harming potions and soups. Soups in real minecraft don't heal you so we do not want to go against our gods Bill Gates and Notch. Harming potions are the alone kid out of the potions group. If you talk to it, it will follow you till you accidentally pot yourself and then you rage, quit minecraft and go back on the server fifteen minutes later.

You now know how to pvp like HattoWolf and MrArchy. Remember you need an arrogant attitude and you can go out in the world as a true pvper.

 

You sir are a true PvP master.
Clubbing people on the head with cobble? Ingenius!
Twelve year olds not bow spamming? Amazing!
Trying not to get a gf online? Awesome!
I have no idea what I am saying please help me

 

omg ur advice got me famuz pls gimme moar or ill die

 

I'll kill u quickly as to avoid any pain/suffering you would have to endure because of not getting the PvP advice you so desperately need.

 

Also don't forget, PVP does partially depend on the internet, your computer, and the server. I use a school laptop to Minecraft so I try to avoid pvp at all costs, it sucks when you have the average of 15 fps when others have 100 fps and use gaming computers.