Best Posts in Thread: Storytime With Peri #4

Old Man McGucket walked into Greasy Diner shouting "Hey I've got enough money to actually eat something that's not rats!"
Stan turned his head to look his way. "Well I'm out." He left the Diner without paying the bill.
Lazy Susan went to clean Stan's table as she ate the half of the toast Stan left behind. "Oh darnit, he forgot to pay me again! Not even a tip." She angrily munched on the last bits of Stans toast.
"That's okay missy I can cover for it!" McGucket slammed his coins on the front of the booth.
Susan picked up the money and stared at it "That's only three cents McGucket."
"Oh really? It's hard to count when you live in radioactive holes all day long."
Lazy Susan gave him a surprised look. "Do you want to come to my house so you can count better tomorrow?"
"That would be dandy!" McGucket said as he did a little Irish jig.
When Lazy Susan took Old Man McGucket to hes house, he saw that she owned 3 cats.
"Oh you know I used to have a cat." McGucket said. "I battled a hawk that was trying to take him away, but he died while I was saving him."
"Oh no!" Lazy Susan began to cry.
"Missy I'm sorry I made you upset!" McGucket wiped her tears with his beard.
"Oh it's okay...thank you" Lazy Susan blushed as she pulled the last strands of his beard away from her face.
When they walked in the house, Lazy Susan's cats started to bite McGuckets legs. Susan looked back at McGucket with concern.
"Oh no they are just trying to lick the chicken grease on my legs!"
Lazy Susan laughed. "You're a very cute man Mr.McGucket..."
"Eh? Mister isn't my first name!"
"Why don't you stay here for a few days McGucket? You're not in good shape. You need a shower really bad, and you can play with the cats if you want." Lazy Susan began to pet Mr. Cat Face.
"Wowee! That would be dandy!" McGucket made a click with his heels. "I haven't had a shower in over a decade!"
In a few years Lazy Susan and McGucket will live in a bucket on the other side of Gravity Falls, and live happily ever after. They had 10 cat children who help McGucket wrestle giant man-eating squirrels. The End.