Best Posts in Thread: Funniest Story that has ever happened to you

I'm stuck on the forums today, I let's all share our worst/funniest event that ever happened to you for a few good laughs!

I'll probably post mine later.

 

Once I was walking on the street (in New York, New York) and there was some Mario and luigi people dressed up in costumes. I was like what 8 at the time. My dad and I were walking together (of course I was 8 what did you expect?) and my dad says I should get a picture with them because you know like they do that in New York City. I got the picture and they were asking for money from my dad. They had a weird mix between a Mexican/Canadian/Columbian ascent. The one had his hand on my shoulder and was like trying to hold on to me and started to squeeze my shoulder. My dad grabbed my hand and had to pull me to get me free (I was starting to get scared now). My dad walked away with me and there was a police officer. He told my dad "You know you don't need to give those guys money. Right?" And my dad's all like yea yea yea. Then I say in front of the police officer "Daddy my shoulder hurts they squeezed it." Now the didn't squeeze that hard but the police officer just walks over there and is all like did you squeeze this kids shoulder. They say no (lairs). The police man says the kid said you did. They said I was a lying little brat. The police officer called in more officers. A huge thing happened. A croud gathered around. My dad and I just walk out like whistling don't know what this is. Apparently the two got arrested for trying to assault some police officers... So that's my funny/weird/creepo story. yes creepo not creepy.