ok so i was hungry and i thought "why not microwave some pepperoni?" and it happened.
what you need:
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some kind of pepperoni like that ^^^
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a microwave ^^^
3.
a microwave safe plate^^^^
STEP 1: place desired amount of pepperoni onto microwave safe plate
STEP 2: place microwave safe plate with pepperoni into microwave
STEP 3: microwave for 1:30 (one minute and thirty seconds)
EXTRA: add some salt for maximum heart attack possibility
EXTRA 2: microwave for 2:00 instead to get a black-ish color and make your friends think it's a potato chip
SO YEAH
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