[FG] A .... is chasing you!

I jump in the water and get one of those plant-stick-things that movies use so that characters get air while being underwater, waiting it out until the bees go away.
A scrub is chasing you.

 

what even is a scrub? in my world, scrubs do not exist and therefore cannot chase me.
Your French teacher is chasing you, waving your substandard exam results angrily.

 

I don't take French. You got the wrong student, Mr. Teacher.
The Thanksgiving Turkey is chasing you.

 

I kill it, stuff it and eat it with cranberry sauce.
The Christmas Turkey is chasing you out of revenge for his friend.

 

There's no such thing as a Christmas turkey, but I could be wrong for all you know.
I kill it so that i don't have to deal with so many chickens chasing me.
Kim Jong Un is chasing you.

 

Welp, no outrunning Kim Jong Un so... R.I.P
A walking Wikipedia is chasing you

 

I hack it
Jerry Smith is now chasing you

 

I grab my conveniently located scuba gear and dive into the middle of the ocean.
A zombie shark is now chasing you.

 

I get out of the water and book it
Bill Cypher is now chasing you /o\

 

I show him the Illuminati symbol. He is so stunned by the resemblance that he stops chasing me.
Radioactive fallout is chasing you.

 

I use my #DarkKnight skills on it.

The #DarkKnight is chasing you.

 

I get him his 3.1 million meebles that I very sadly owe him. I tell him to either go get my friend a rank too, or keep it for future uses.
Tadashi Hamada is chasing you. xD

 

I call Big Hero 6 and tell them to stop him.
Baymax, your personal healthcare companion, is chasing you.

 

You wipe Baymax from the existance of the earth
God is now chasing you.

 

Pray to God to stop him chasing you.
Satan is now chasing you.

 

I become his underling, slowly rising through the ranks of hell and eventually claiming his position for myself (I'm twisted, yeah)

A pink fluffy unicorn is now chasing you! All is lost!

 

I grab my favorite tommy gun out of [its secret location that won't be mentioned to strangers on the internet who could use this information to report me to the cops] and blow it off the face of the earth.

Satin is now chasing you. (and no I don't mean Satan)

 

I shove satin into the matrix.

Captain Falcon is now chasing you

 

I would sick my personal assistant Sergeant Parakeet on him. Shia Labeouf is now chasing you.

 

I yell "JUST DO IT!" and encourage him with his own motivational speech video. Yes I know I'm so lame with coming up with one
Miku is chasing you.