Best Posts in Thread: Giveaway: Love and a hug

And here we have skaros' daily routine:

 

THE GREAT AND (not very) POWERFUL FANG deserves love and a hug, for she has been wronged by the tadpole, the exterminator of species. The tadpole attacked the blueberry, aiming to exterminate Vaccinium constablaei and sparking World War v2.0 (coming to theaters June 2nd), pitting the strawberries against the blueberries. In a feat of heroism, the current monarch butterfly (long live the king) usurped the throne from the queen bee (let them eat cake!) and rebalanced the socio-ecosystem. After feigning his death, the monarch’s (long live the king) firstborn son traveled to a new kingdom with the tadpole and dubbed it India, to which all blueberries were deported. THE GREAT AND (not very) POWERFUL FANG was forced to relocate along with the other deportees, the bagels (in a mass exodus called thebageleclipse) and the cheeses (interdesirecheese). Although she was compensated for her losses, and befriended by the lost cleric of the potatoes, she found herself lacking in the compassion needed from the strawberry leader, Skarberry.

 

He then brushes his teeth with his Kanye Crest.
He exists the door to go on his Kanye quest.
He heads to Detroit, and puts on his bullet proof vest.
He journeys southwest, as he enters the Midwest
He needs to renew his passport, but can he pass the test?
As it turns out, Kanye West, is under house arrest.

(made this up on the spot)