Stupidest thing you've heard.

"Even though you were right you're still wrong."

Also: "I didn't like those sources so your argument sucks."

 

"Is Antarctica on the top or bottom of the world?"

 

That may very well be true, though.

 

I once had a neighbor play Horse (Basketball kind) with my younger brother. When they began discussing longer games, the neighbor suggested "Cow: that has six letters!"

 

He will. 9th grade algebra.

 

I was talking career wise, not one year later.

 

you're the stupidest thing i've heard splenda

 

Easter bunnies lay eggs right?

 

"Isn't this the United States?" (friend points to Russia in a serious manner)

 

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fire trucks are red because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!

 

"FPS is better than shaders."
Saw this in global last night.

 

Lel, this is like a comedy page xD

 

This isn't even something stupid. A lot of people can't use shaders because they cause major FPS drops.

 

Someone in my 2nd hour said "Birds count as reptiles because they lay eggs!"

 

Sophomore history class some white girl was like "what's the mona lisa?"
same girl: "..when columbus discovered england." (Not a slip up - genuine belief when we questioned her)

 

"Only bald people have cancer"

 

"Afghanistan? That's nowhere near Asia!" -Guy from religious studies class
"But Person, it's right in the middle of Asia..." -Me a few seconds later